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  • Bros! Dudes! Party! Beer! Etc. You guys catch the game last night? Most of our Facebook feed did for us so instead of staying up to watch the centre of the sporting universe with added centre of the musical performance universe (rumour has it that Beyonce is, like, good or something) unfold upon each other like the Big Bang itself, we instead necked two codeine tablets that we effectively just took from our parent's house (they're doctors, so it's absolutely fine) and enjoyed the mutual benefits of not being in perpetual muscular pain owing to this motherfucker of a cold that has tightened its grip (we are truly sorry we have given this to you too, Iida) on our person as well as generally being knocked out into one of the most pleasant sleeps in living memory. You'd think that we'd be feeling pretty fucking smart this morning. Which we absolutely would be were it not for experiencing our very first chipped windscreen literally the day before we were due to MOT the bloody thing. Yeah, that fucking smarts alright. Two...

[Track Of The Day: Loa Loa “Landslide”]

Bros! Dudes! Party! Beer! Etc. You guys catch the game last night? Most of our Facebook feed did for us so instead of staying up to watch the centre of the sporting universe with added centre of the musical performance universe (rumour has it that Beyonce is, like, good or something) unfold upon each other … Read more

[Track Of The Day (Premiere): Eastern Barbers “Ill Timed State”]

We’ve been inexplicably stressed for the last few days. Well, perhaps we can do something about the explicable bit. We must, rather, lest we end up with a crater-face like we did this time last year that told a clearer tale about how things were really going than we were seemingly able to. The phrase … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Crow’s Feet “Alarm Clock Bones”]

We’re not entirely sure what happened yesterday. Not in relation to a specific event or anything like that; just in general. The passage of time and space seemed to avoid us entirely resulting in us finding ourselves still whacking away (and not in the good context) till around 9pm in the office. Which means if … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Husky Loops “Dead”]

Our weekend was way better than yours. And involved far more train delays and hungover walks in damp weather too. But we’re sure yours was brilliant too. Reeling from one of the most consistently busy weeks in this history of busy January months – and throw us our props, because we didn’t succumb to stress … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Indigo Husk “Misbehave”]

“It really is amazing that stuff is going the way that [we’ve] wanted it to for such a long time; but its different this time too. [We] don’t think [we’re] scared of things blowing up in our face again this time around”. That was us last night, if our fatigued memory serves, on the seemingly … Read more

KASPA

[Track Of The Day: KASPA “Neon Lights”]

You guys heard of Cromer? It seems a lot of you (and by “you”, we obviously mean people we’ve brought this up with, rather than you-you. Unless it is you. Jeah) have and just decided to not tell us about this remote area of the Norfolk countryside which was categorically taken our by our lot … Read more

[Track Of The Day: ULTRAS “The Path To Getting Paid”]

“The thing is, the reason [we] are such a cunt on Fridays is because we’re spending half the working day freaking out about all the shit we have to get done before [we] can switch off for the weekend; and in the other half we’re frantically trying to shore up all the other stuff we … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Kelsey Lu “Morning After Coffee”]

First major hangover of the year folks. If you don’t count New Year’s Day of course, but then again that’s a little bit like comparing a lit match to a fucking volcano. Our buddy T-Love is moving to lands overseas. He tells us this is necessary in furtherance of his movie-star job, but we all … Read more

[Track Of The Day: GLYPHS “Secrets”]

Our hand is about to drop off. It is a sensation we last experienced back in 2009; the April/May-ish thereof. We were doing our final, elective exams at BPP Law School (Waterloo campus, because we had fucked up sorting our studious life out in time to land a spot at the way-more-convenient-to-travel-to Holborn campus). Our … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Stillhound “Shy”]

Bad news kids. Our back is still fucked. If you didn’t know that before, then you are one of the several fortunate individuals in London that we seemingly haven’t had a humongous moan at in the past week or so. There are several theories being thrown around during this time as to the cause of … Read more