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  • We hope you're having a ruddy brilliant Thursday evening. Having fun, are ya? Going to drink the shit outta some beers, will you? Friends and colleagues will aid the party atmosphere, shall they? Well, that's just fucking great for you. We're still in the goddamn office. We want to leave. Why won't you let us leave? Even Laurel wants us to leave - having just told us off for playing soothing Dems a little bit too loud at this ungodly hour - and yet we're still here talking to, well, ourselves. It wasn't our fault. Blame the new guy Remi Miles. He took up our whole day running up and down the mean streets of Kensington, lavishing up plaudits from a number of peeps and becoming slightly terrifrightened by great glass elevators (seriously Warner, don't you lot fear death? Your lifts move with the equivalent subtlety of a brick through a window). As is right and proper. He is also pretty good at picking up girls in a McDonalds. Anyway, we'd better finish this one up pretty sharpish, cos Draper has bought us a burger and this doesn't...

[Track Of The Day: Fiancé "Era"]

We hope you’re having a ruddy brilliant Thursday evening. Having fun, are ya? Going to drink the shit outta some beers, will you? Friends and colleagues will aid the party atmosphere, shall they? Well, that’s just fucking great for you. We’re still in the goddamn office. We want to leave. Why won’t you let us … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Milk and Bone "Coconut Water"]

Hey, guess what? We slept like sheep counting ain’t no thang. Konked out. No nothing. We even dreamed, which doesn’t usually happen, or at least doesn’t happen very often. We believe our subconscious is both excited and anxious about Reading Festival on many counts; spliced with the most-frank chat about women in general that we’ve … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Vials "Enough"]

It is entirely possible we are succumbing to stress, once again. The insomnia – which comes and goes with the changing of the seasons anyway, which is at least part of the explanation as to what has become a principal ailment of ours for the last, dunno, lifetime – doesn’t seem to be shaking. We’ve … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Troves "Youth In Decay"]

We managed to completely botty out of hitting up V Festival this weekend. Gutted. We became a prisoner of our own (then) miserable body which only just about got us outdoors on Sunday to watch something called “The Football”. This meant that we managed to miss Sons & Lovers slay/lay waste to/party up/etc the rapturous … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Dead Ceremony "Heartbeat"]

Ok. So we had a few drinks last night. We deserved it; and now we are paying for it. We can’t move. Disabled. Zip. No movement going down up in here. This does not bode well for our man Papa John who has recently dispatched a big-ass disc of food known as pizza in return … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Teenage Kicks "Brooklyn Bridge"/"Curse Words"]

Insomnia’s back. That piece of bitch. We are taking lectures from all and sundry about how to address this. Exercise more. Eat more healthily. Do this. Do that. Blah de blah blah blah. None of you lot have suggested “have some more time”. Time is what we need, and unfortunately something that cannot be appropriated … Read more

[Release: Killing Moon Announces New Moons: Volume 2 and Club NME @ Koko Takeover Series]

Life is worth living. That’s what we think, anyway. Perhaps today of all days is a stark reminder that despite the seemingly pleasurable and often-comedic output of certain individuals – their “gifts” to the world, as it were – it often takes its toll on that individual. They more you give, with a smile on … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Human Pyramids "Relapse"]

Yesterday was all about confessions, McDonalds, searching for dinousaurs and navigating mazes that you have already navigated. And cyclists. Bet you guys had a bloody blast yesterday huh? We’re not mad at you. We’re mad at the multitude of (we’re assuming) Mayor Of London staff that exacted a blockade of most if not all access … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Dreamers "Wolves"]

It is not every day that we can honestly say we’ve met one of our heroes. Granted, we have the good fortune of hanging out with some characters of note, sometimes directly and others indirectly, and on the rare occasion looking like one-of-them-there ballers by appearing nonchalant about the whole experience. So through no fault … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Jennifer Davies "Lapse Of Time"]

We’re ill. They’re ill. Everyone is fucking iller than J Dilla. Hammersmith Grove is populated with a skeleton staff this fine day, as the inevitable onset of some weird-ass Scottish super man-flu thingy that Ben decided to bring back with him on his little holibob. Which just happened to be in Scotland. We’re not racist; … Read more