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  • Sorry, Americans. We forgot to mention once more that a sizable cross-section of the country got a day off on Monday, which coincidentally coincides with a day that our financial institutions can't be arsed to do anything. We're not sure why, but once again we find ourselves expressing gratitude to whichever person decides when these sorts of arbitrary national holidays take place, because the other thing this typically coincides with is us being on the verge of losing our fucking minds. Speaking of losing things, here's a pro-tip: do not leave your personal belongings in the green room of Koko on a Friday night (especially when bare people who you don't know very well/at all are hovering about for a prolonged period of time), because that's how your personal belongings get fucking nicked as was the case with us last week. Perhaps it's not such a cool move to keep our passport with us at all times and thereby increasing the likelihood of the aforementioned fucking-nicking of said-passport. But then again, that makes...

[Track Of The Day (Premiere): Cassicus “Baby’s Coming Back”]

Sorry, Americans. We forgot to mention once more that a sizable cross-section of the country got a day off on Monday, which coincidentally coincides with a day that our financial institutions can’t be arsed to do anything. We’re not sure why, but once again we find ourselves expressing gratitude to whichever person decides when these … Read more

[Track Of The Day: The Nether Room “Wake Up Now”]

Periodically throughout our “adult” life (we’re generously applying the inverted commas there given that this is indeed a relative term considering our mental maturity), some amazing things have happened to us. Not that, you filthy-minded shits. As in, y’know, other things that we regularly daydream about what it might be like should those things ever … Read more

[Track Of The Day (Premiere): Fang Night “Artificial”]

What a delicious 24 hours we’ve experienced. We mean that in both metaphorical and literal contexts; with regards to the former, a plethora of run-arounds involving a telling-set of social media posts designed to make you lot all anticipatory and what-not (although we will say we find it hilarious the vast range of subject matter … Read more

[Track Of The Day: KYLYPSO “Mean 2 You”

So, we have recently discovered Game Of Thrones. How nice for us. This has come about via our over-excitement for the weekend back on Friday night – an evening that involved traversing most of London to see Bring Me The Horizon get all orchestral about it at Royal Albert Hall, followed by going to Brixton … Read more

[Interview: Weaves]

Attracting allies in this hyper-sexualised business is indeed a little bit like trying to attract a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend. Or whatever kind of friend you are trying to attract. We’ve found this to be the case in any facet you might like to mention – that is to say, in respect of promoters, booking … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Like A Motorcycle “Into The Night”/”Hands”]

Sorry about yesterday. And we mean that to most if not all people we spoke to, including you lot. The fact is, we lost our mind a little bit. On top of forgetting our wallet (we also very nearly forgot our car key, which we only realised after we had traversed the 11 floor to … Read more

[Track Of The Day: ON-THE-GO “First Step”]

Does anyone still read this thing? We mean, of course you fucking do, but we’ve been relatively off it since last week, which in online world is equivalent to a lifetime in the normal world. Then again, given the mental state we’re in right now, we’re not entirely sure of what normal is any more. … Read more

[Track Of The Day: TEN BEARS “Falling”]

How about this sunshine huh? It is definitely shades weather. We’re not so sure it is t-shirt weather. This hasn’t stopped our friendly neighbours in the delicious backdrop of West Hendon from (on the odd occasion, quite literally) bearing their tits to absorb as much Vitamin D as the skies are willing to permit. Some … Read more

[Track Of The Day: LUMEN “What Will Life Make Of You?”]

Bit tired. Yesterday was mighty action-packed, in the context of both the head- and leg-mental. Reeling off a Tuesday evening spent at Soho House catching up with actual-friends – we must admit, their margaritas are pretty much spot-on, but we will never understand how the dining room system works there (we’re not a member by … Read more

[Interview: So Below]

For about 24 hours, which largely covered most of yesterday, we were a total fucking bastard. Yapping and snapping at pretty much everyone. Its Draper, you see. He’s got us running around like any given muppet who’s on the same shit as Animal. You know those TV shows about strange women who take their weddings … Read more