Night Games_FI
  • Sounds like pretty much everyone in the entire world had a big ol' jolly last night. Probably. Apart from us. There was nothing jolly about sitting in the office till silly o'clock staring at those goddamn spreadsheets. Seriously, who actually enjoys accounts? Accountants? Surely not. No one LIKES accounts; they only say that at the job interview stage so they can get the goddamn job. Sadly none of our spreadsheety woes were anything to do with the ever-growing sea of moanings and groanings we're privy to via the medium of social media from our ostensible peers who have do do their tax returns round about now-ish. We sympathise. That was us for so very long. Now we just whinge at the end of every month rather than one month in the year especially because PAYE means you get bummed by HMRC on the reg. Anyway, we're feeling rather fresh at the moment given that we had one of those long-forgotten solid night's sleepies devoid of any form of boozing whatsoever, involving a belated-second date with the...

[Track Of The Day: Night Games "Suffocate"]

Sounds like pretty much everyone in the entire world had a big ol’ jolly last night. Probably. Apart from us. There was nothing jolly about sitting in the office till silly o’clock staring at those goddamn spreadsheets. Seriously, who actually enjoys accounts? Accountants? Surely not. No one LIKES accounts; they only say that at the … Read more

[Track Of The Day: The Dahmers "Stalker"]

S’uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. Been a busy couple of days huh. What’s that? You wanna KNOW what we’ve been doing? Well, shit man, that’s ALL YOU HAD TO SAY. Well, we went out last night for a bit (only until 2am, it was a school night after all) for a little party we threw in celebration of New … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Cold, Cold Heart "Megan"]

Our entire world seemed to come to a standstill yesterday evening, sometime around the 9.00-9.15pm mark. Yes, this was to do with the news that not only had (one of) the singer(s) of one of our favourite bands of all time either quit or got given the proverbial boot from that band, but the singer … Read more

[Track Of The Day: KYKO "Animals"]

We did something yesterday that we haven’t done for a very, very long time. Was it that we went on a walk on the Heath with some peeps? Nope, we’ve walked on the Heath before with some peeps. Did that in December. Shit, yo. Was it that we had a Sunday roasty in Highgate? Nah, … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Active Bird Community "Million Ways"]

  The weekend arriveth. Sweet relief. We’ve done ourselves in good and proper and in all likelihood in absence of an alarm being set in lieu of regaining consciousness tomorrow at some point, we’re fully down for having the absolutely fucking snooze of a lifetime. You’re welcome to do the same. We figured that we … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Ecca Vandal "White Flag"]

  Our head is literally spinning. That’s the effect a bad dose of man-flu has on us. Fucks up our hearing a little bit. Funnily enough your ears regulate your sense of balance (OH SCIENCE), and as consequence we are walking around like a drunken asshole at the moment, minus the inherent benefits if we … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Heath "Give Me Over"]

  Haircut day. We’ve been dreading this for a while and have indeed been putting it off for roughly the same amount of time. Our shadow cast in the Winter morning sun didn’t look much different from that of Darth Vaders as we strode into a brand new place under the recommendation of Ben Soep … Read more

[Track Of The Day: Hues "Lower Your Ego"]

  Announcement City up in here y’all. We were schooled as of late by somebody who wanted to school us in how to handle one’s social media announcements. “The fuck?” we replied, obviously and rather instantly. “Don’t tell us about social media and/or the announcements alluding thereto. We’re the biggest social media whore in town … Read more

[Release: John Joseph Brill Announces Debut EP Via Killing Moon]

It’s good to talk. It’s even better to talk when you’ve got a chip on your shoulder. A monkey on your back. A millstone on your neck. Or, if we’re dispensing with the metaphorical shash, if one is lucky enough to have an personal council of those they can trust enough with intimate details of … Read more

[Track Of The Day: The Moon "Eureka Moment"]

Well, that’s it. Job done. Well, one of ‘em at least. We’ve just done a deal that will keep The Empire out of here forever, or for quite a bit at least. That makes us happy and now we can close the book on about six months’ worth of work, hustling, bustling, bitching and moaning. … Read more